Curlers in my hair

A Fantastic Four alert and you must drop everything to save the world.
Not easy when you're at the haidresser's...

Fantastic Four #15 (Lee/Kirby/Ayers) - June 1963

What were they thinking? Roller skating...

Iron Man roller skating...
Granted, roller skates were a brand new thing back in those days. But, seriously?

Avengers #94 (Thomas/Adams/Palmer) - December 1971:

Iron Man 56 (Gerber/Starlin/Esposito)- March 1973: 

Passing cars and almost missing his exit !

More insanity here:

It is also worth noting that Stark tried to sell his junk to the US Army, as seen in Tales of Suspense #40 (Lee-Bernstein/Kirby/Heck) published in April 1963. 

In those Cold War days, you could sell those generals anything: